Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit

shit1200:

Backwards it means straight after desert I did another

ratguzzler:

if you have a problem with soup dont block me, message me so we can discuss meeting up so i can mash you into paste

color–princess:

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

casual-space-plant:

technicangels:

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

gingergiggles:

xenosagaepisodeone:

Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)

Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?

They’re not allowed to have bikini babes at car shows anymore so Kia just has a bunch of cardboard cutouts of sexy mouse women standing around the cars and the worst part is it works

magicact:

magicact:

tumblr should have a feature where if you use words like “gaslighting” “dissociation” and “intrusive thoughts” in a post you have to take a quiz before you post it that proves that you actually know what they mean

me at my english teacher when they tell me i used a word incorrectly in an essay

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mercumar:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it has

it had been revealed to me…

bananas are technically berries but strawberries aren’t

I am going to shove you down a fucking garbage chute

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

bro no fucking way was that it

bro was that the whole fucking episode?

BRO THAT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES

Dinosaurs, Season 4 - Episode 7, “Changing Nature” (Colourized)